A survey that someone emailed me that I DID NOT MAKE UP but I took it anyway (other people can make surveys too!) and so now you can know random junk about me, the way I know EVERYTHING about you.
1. First name? Margaret no actually fred
2. Were you named after anyone? grandma margaret
3. Do you wish on stars? nope but i do on eyelashes
4. When did you last cry? quite recently probably, but it's hard to remember
5. Do you like your handwriting? sometimes... it varies because my handwriting varies. sometimes it looks like little squiggles from that machine that detects earthquakes. that's when i like it best
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? uh i guess chicken. or toe. why am i so disgusting? no wait that's not a lunch meat!
7. What is your birth date? May 20
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? huh. maybe TRACE ADKINS! honkey tonk badonkadonk!!!! (spelling?) no actually i don't get embarrased. i got that part of my brain removed at birth
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? never i would puke
10. Do you have a journal? if poetry about random pie and fake captains counts
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? what's that
12. What are your nicknames? bob but fred is someone else. also bananafoot, canary, and something that i just forgot. it's on the tip of my tongue. "it's on the tip of my tongue" would be a really long nickname. maybe smushface? oh no wait i remember! THE HAIRLESS WONDER that was summer camp erm
13. Would you bungee jump? gratefully
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? i cant remember an alien probed me and removed my neurons
15. Do you think that you are strong? in willpower, perhaps
16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? strawberry <3
17. Shoe Size? i cant remember, shoes are not my friends!
19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? everything
20. Who do you miss most? justin brown, the other canary
21.Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? is that a trick question?
22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? purple jeans and NO shoes
23. What are you listening to right now? computer whirring, little whistling in my left ear, birds outside my window waging war, desaparecido (actually a song!)
24. Last thing u ate? artichoke hearts! and before that, dumplings and raw onions, and before that, cornbread
25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? grey. no! chartreuse (sp?) actually, no. the person that i love has this crazy-interesting eye color that doesn't quite have a name that i know of but i want to be that color
26. What is the weather like right now? people tell me it's hot but i dissagree... weather is a matter of opinion
27. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mom.
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? oui, very much so (especially now! just kidding)
30. Favorite Drink? chocolate milk
31. Favorite Sport? playing music
32. Hair color? (some strange combination of 4 different hairdye residues that have lasted long past the hair itself) its brownish i think
33. Eye Color? i can't tell you or they'll find me for sure
34. Do you wear contacts? i don't think so. i probably should. someone put llama stickers on my glasses and they have not been clear since!
35. Favorite Food? linoleum
36. Last Movie You saw at the theater? uh i dont remember it was kindof creepy though (i'm sure)
37. Favorite Day of the Year? halloween
38. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? SCARY MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with happy endings (like amityville where the dog got rescued at the last minute!)
39. Summer or Winter? summer (110% of the time. i'd rather 100 degrees F than 50) (though i'd rather 50 degrees C)
40. Hugs OR Kisses? conversation. oh wait you mean the chocolate?
41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? strawberry ice cream with real strawberries that doesn't taste like chemicals
42. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? my imaginary friend
43. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? everyone else
44. Living Arrangements? a room. screened-porch wannabe.
45. What Books Are You Reading? i am unliterate.
46. What's On Your Mouse Pad? a picture of some kid yawning at one of president bush's speeches and some sort of paint pen in my old handwriting saying vote bush out
47. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? i dont watch tv
48. Favorite Smells? linen and cherry pie, also this guy
49. Favorite Sounds? good music and really low-pitched sounds like deep voices and basses. also i find the little ticking sound on a car's turn signal weirdly comforting
50. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles!!!!!!!!!!!!! stones are inanimate, even if they are on an incline and therefore reveal trace symptoms of kinetic energy.
51. What's the furthest you've been from home? this strange place
52. Do you have a special talent? i dont remember but seem to have a knack for making people think i need to see a shrink even though i don't. oh on my survey i had a similar question and i put beatboxing and playing guitar at the same time just because it took me a while to get that right and i can still only do one song (no woman no cry)
53. What is your ring tone? cell phones are out of my league (badom bum bum)