Name (include last initial):
Please put a star by your name if you wish for your results to be anonymous. Know that they may be anonymous anyway.
Thank you and have a lovely day!
©Zara Bee, The UAN
I apologize in advance for the fact that this survey was so... so. The next one will be better, I promise. I've actually already written it... zurvey zeven, where all the z'z are z'z and all the z'z are still z'z!
CAN - not an anonymous star I just wanted to draw one ... and then some more [x8]
Number of people surveyed: 13
1. Does the rain bother you?
SB - nah it helps sometimes. it heals my proboscis, and helps with... flotation
NB - No, only when it starts to accumulate above my neckline
WS - No, not at all.
PK - I have no personal spite against rain, no.
CMM - No, I like the rain.
EM - not remotely
CW - no
NZ - nope
Mr. Anon - no
JK - no
JB - I prefer sunshine, but rain doesn't bother me too much... as long as it isn't chilly.
CAN - only when I can't be out in it
NS - NO. RAIN IS AWESOME!
2. Have you ever cut your own hair?
SB - absitively! with a shamshir
NB - Someday I'll cut someone else's hair
WS - Once (in elementary school I think). It looked really fucked up though. it was only one or two "snip-snips."
PK - Depends what hair you're talking about.
CMM - When I was little, it wasn't good.
EM - No, but YOU cut my hair.
CW - no
NZ - no
Mr. Anon - no
JK - yes
JB - I cut chewing gum out of my hair once. That was a while ago.
CAN - um... just to see how sharp what I was cutting with was
NS - YES, AND I WAS SORRY.
3. Is it possible to love and hate someone at the same time?
SB - yes.... hello idaho? is anybody there?
NB - Yes...
WS - Yes.
PK - Why not? sure
CMM - Yes it is.
EM - Maybe if you hated them in a playful way, or if you loved them intimately but resented them?
CW - yes
NZ - absolutely
Mr. Anon - yes
JK - yes
JB - I suppose.
CAN - That's how I feel about so many people, but not you, only love
NS - DEFINATELY.
4. If you had unlimited choices, what color would you paint your bedroom?
SB - eyeball. or cellular slime.
NB - YELLOW!!! hgsda
WS - Greens and reds (purples).
PK -
CMM - Dark Green.
EM - Canary yellow
CW - Blue?
NZ - something kind of neon or chrome
Mr. Anon - dark green
JK - aqua
JB - dark blue!
CAN - The color of my chemistry book where the blue pink and purple um a it's kind of pink but very bluish 2 (I'm using the book to write on)
NS - LOVE!
5. Is there a direct relationship between illness and sadness?
SB - oui. or i don't know it's all veiled potato to me. perhaps if you're overly addicted to something or have to take medicine qh
NB - yes and no, illness is a physical problem and sadness is just a rut
WS - It's exponential.
PK - La Metri postulated the mind-body connection: materialism.
CMM - If you sick, you might be more susceptible to sadness.
EM - I always fake sick when I'm sad
CW - yes
NZ - it depends on the illness. sadness is an illness
Mr. Anon - yes
JK - maybe... probably
JB - I don't know enough about either to come to any solid conclusion on this one.
CAN - there is between happiness and health, I'm always happy and never sick
NS - NO, SADNESS IS WONDERFUL.
6. Which is harder, walking up a rope ladder backwards in total darkness or writing a poem about yourself?
SB - soul exertion is not as obvious but much more taxing
NB - The rope ladder is easier, I can do it w/ heels!
WS - The latter.
PK - Dark Rope ladder
CMM - I think that they're both equally hard. I'm horrible at poetry and if you closed your eyes to climb up the ladder, it would be easy. Actually the poem is harder.
EM - I write poetry about myself all the time! so the ropey contraption
CW - writing a poem
NZ - poem about myself
Mr. Anon - ladder
JK - Poem
JB - I suppose the poem would be harder if it were actually supposed to be a good poem, but since you didn't specify either way I'd rather not break my neck.
CAN - The rope ladder but I'd do this one anyway, I don't find writing about myself hard, just not fun
NS - THE LATTER. WHO AM I ANYWAY?
Much thanks to all who participated
I thought it was especially interesting that when one of the possible answers for the last question was "the ladder" that a few people put "the latter" which is some sort of literary device (homophone?)
NB - Thank you!
CAN - [scribble scribble] ? ? ?